BETA: FIRST 5 BUSINESSES ONLY
The Marketing Team In Your Pocket
We install an AI marketing team in your business. It plans, designs, writes, and schedules your posts for Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn. Nothing goes out until you approve it.
$997 to start (setup plus your first month), then $197/month during beta. You own everything.
Live in 7 days. Month to month. No contract.
Hire A Marketing Team Or Do It Yourself. Both Cost You.
If you want to post every week, you've had two choices.
Hire help: an agency, a freelancer, or someone on staff. That's a big bill every month, and you still have to manage them.
Or do it yourself. That works right up until the first busy week. Then a post gets skipped, a month goes by, and your page goes quiet.
One costs you money. The other costs you your time. Neither one gives you both control and consistency.
Posting Was Never One Job. It Was Ten.
Decide what to post. Plan it around what you're selling. Design it. Write the caption. Make it sound like you. Resize it for three platforms. Upload it. Schedule it. Check it. Do it all again next week.
When you hire, you pay every month for all ten jobs, plus your time managing the people doing them.
When you do it yourself, you pay in hours you don't have.
Agency or staff
High monthly cost. They decide what goes out.
Freelancer
Cheaper, but you brief, chase, and approve in endless threads.
AI tools
Cheap, but you still do the work, and some post things you never saw.
Every old fix makes you give up something: your money, your time, or your control.
A Full Marketing Team. No Interviews, No Payroll, No Managing.
We'll place a marketing team in your business that never needs hiring, training, or chasing.
It lives on your phone. It does nine of the ten jobs.
The tenth is yours: approve.
A team's output, for a fraction of a team's monthly cost, and you stay in charge.
Meet Your Marketing Department
Five roles. Zero hires.
The Planner
Maps out your month around the offers you want to sell.
The Designer
Creates static posts in your colors, with your logo.
The Writer
Writes every caption in your brand voice.
The Reminder
Messages you when a batch is ready for review.
The Poster
Schedules your approved posts to Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn.
You, The Boss
Nothing posts without your yes.
Nothing Posts Without Your Yes.
Your team is built so it can't post on its own. That isn't a setting someone forgets to switch on. It's how the team works.
Here's how it runs:
- Your team prepares the posts.
- The Reminder messages you: your batch is ready.
- You review on your phone: approve it, change it, or skip it.
- Only what you approve gets scheduled.
It waits for you, and it reminds you. You get a team's output without a team's payroll, and the final say is always yours.
Live In 7 Days
- Within 48 hours: Send your logo, colors, offers, and account access through one short form.
- Days 1-3: We build your team on Grok Bot, trained on your brand, your offers, and your voice, and connect it to your pages through Buffer.
- By day 7: Your first week of posts is waiting for your approval.
- Every month after: A fresh batch arrives. Review, approve, done.
Here's What Your Team Makes
Example posts for a sample business. Yours will use your brand, your offers, and your voice.
It's Yours. Even If You Leave.
Your team runs on your own Grok Bot and Buffer accounts, not ours.
Cancel anytime and you keep the team, the posts, and everything we built. It keeps working. You just won't get our monthly updates.
Leave an agency and you walk away with nothing. Leave us and you keep your marketing department.
Everything Inside The Marketing Department
The Setup (one time)
- Your 5-role AI marketing team, built and installed
- Brand setup: colors, logo, voice, and offers
- Brand voice guide (bonus)
- Your first content calendar, tied to your offers (bonus)
- Connected to Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn
- First week of posts in your queue by day 7
The Monthly Care Plan
We keep your marketing team sharp, so it stays fresh and keeps working.
- A fresh content plan around this month's offers and promos
- Team tune-up for new offers, prices, or brand changes
- 2 new post styles every month, so your feed never looks repetitive
- Fixes within 2 business days
- Buffer check-in: we join your Buffer as a team member to check the queue, make sure posts went out, and reconnect any pages that dropped
- A monthly recap of what posted and which posts did best
- Support by message, replies within 1 business day. No meetings.
First 10 clients bonus: one extra platform or a monthly promo campaign set.
Not included: paid ads, video, replying to comments or DMs, and tool costs.
A Marketing Team For Less Than Hiring One
Agencies, freelancers, and staff are billed every month, and you still manage them. This is a team you own, for a fraction of that.
| Item | Beta (first 5 only) | After beta |
|---|---|---|
| Setup (one time) | $997 to start (setup plus your first month) | $1,497 |
| Care plan (monthly) | $197 | $297 |
Beta pricing is for the first 5 businesses only.
Your tools, paid directly
You own the accounts, so you pay them directly. We don't mark them up.
- Grok Premium: $30/month (runs your team)
- Buffer Team: $36/month ($12 per channel x 3)
- Tools total: $66/month
All in during beta, about $263 a month for a team that plans, designs, writes, and schedules every post you approve.
Tool prices are set by Grok and Buffer and can change.
Before setup you'll need: a Facebook Page (not a group), an Instagram Business or Creator account, and a LinkedIn page or profile.
What Happens After You Buy
- Book your Department Kickoff Call. Right after checkout, pick a one-hour time that works for you.
- On the call, we set up your brand and connect your accounts together.
- Your first week of posts lands in your approval queue by day 7.
The kickoff call is the only meeting. After that, everything runs through messages.
Live In 7 Days, Or Your First Month Is Free
If your first week of posts isn't waiting in your queue by day 7, your first month of the care plan is free, and we keep working until it's there.
Applies when your brand info and account access reach us within 48 hours of purchase.
Questions Before You Start
- What do I actually have to do?
- Send your brand info once. Then review and approve your posts.
- Can it post without me?
- No. It's built so nothing goes out until you approve it.
- What if I don't approve a batch?
- Nothing posts. The Reminder will nudge you so your page doesn't go quiet.
- Which platforms?
- Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn.
- Do you make videos or run ads?
- No. Your team makes static posts with captions.
- Will it reply to comments or DMs?
- No. It plans, designs, writes, and schedules posts.
- What if I cancel the care plan?
- You keep your team and everything built. It keeps working, without our monthly updates and fixes.
- Is there a contract?
- No. The care plan is month to month. Cancel anytime and keep everything.
- Why do I pay Grok and Buffer separately?
- Because you own the accounts. That's why you keep everything if you leave.
Three Ways This Goes From Here
You can hire a marketing team, pay for it every month, and manage it.
You can keep doing it yourself and hope next month is less busy.
Or you can own a marketing team that does the work and waits for your yes.
Two of those you've already tried.
Your Marketing Team Is Ready. It Just Needs Your Yes.
Five roles. Zero hires. Posts every week, and nothing goes out without your approval.
Beta: $997 to start (setup plus your first month), then $197/month. First 5 businesses only.